Stavros Halkias (born February 11, 1989) is an American actor and comedian. He has made appearances on Adult Swim, XM Satellite radio, IFC, and the MSG Network, where he wrote and performed on the Emmy nominated, People Talking Sports and Other Stuff. He’s been featured in Tig Notaro’s Bentzen Ball, the New York Comedy Festival. As an actor, he has appeared in the film Bugonia (2025) and Tony (2026), as well as the Netflix series Tires (2024–present).

He is also widely known for his body-positive Instagram account and one of the three hosts of the popular podcast, Cum Town.